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|1-Hobnobs.
Let's all pay homage to Mcvitie's Hobnobs, as they are the biscuits of
champions. I particularly munch through the milk chocolate ones at a
rate of one packet per half hour. In fact, it's quite unlikely that a
packet of biscuits I have bought lasts longer than a day. This brought
me to some rather interesting (disturbing?) theories...
1. I have a hollow leg, and the rest of my stomach fills it up.
2. I have two hollow legs.
3. I have no internal organs apart from, my stomach.
4. McVitie's put something in to keep you hooked.
5. They make good hedgehog bait. Hehehe...
6. I have loads of beermats, frisbees and the like. Hehe..
Not very funny at all really, but I thought I'd share that with you.
WiZzard/Carnage.
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